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The Rogue Nation of DSN95

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The Rogue Nation of DSN95 is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Dave with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.117 billion DSN95ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Buenos Aires. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.1%.

The frighteningly efficient DSN95ian economy, worth 531 trillion kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 170,489 kronor, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else, the government seizes the property of the recently deceased, DSN95ians believe a soft answer turneth away wrath but punitive punishment is much more fun, and a tax exemption has created a new hunger for octogenarian millionaires dating women 60 years their younger. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DSN95's national animal is the striped trout, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Cliodhna.

DSN95 is ranked 314,129^th in the world and 18^th in The Axis of Evil for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 39.33 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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