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The Grand Duchy of Drutopia Insomnia

“We Will Endure”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Grand Duchy of Drutopia Insomnia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Drupatine VII with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, parental licensing program, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.781 billion Drutopia Insomnians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Vault. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Drutopia Insomnian economy, worth 351 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 197,297 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is a world leader in martyrs per capita, the government snoops on private internet connections, the only way to escape lengthy prison terms is in a body bag, and police wait behind troop deployments in order to shoot deserters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drutopia Insomnia's national animal is the Unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None.

Drutopia Insomnia is ranked 192,691st in the world and 8,401st in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 6.5 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 544thMost Influential: 883rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,767thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,005thTop
Most Secular: 2,085thLowest Crime Rates: 2,116thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,145thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,609thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,643rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,433rdLargest Governments: 3,542ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,805thMost Developed: 5,332ndMost Beautiful Environments: 6,053rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,214thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,251stHighest Average Incomes: 6,489thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,292ndMost Advanced Public Education: 7,454thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,565thMost Authoritarian: 7,835thSmartest Citizens: 8,937thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,321stLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,688thBest Weather: 9,881stTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 10,363rdLongest Average Lifespans: 10,731stLargest Black Market: 12,959thMost Efficient Economies: 13,692ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,590thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,867thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,074thMost Conservative: 17,204thMost Cultured: 19,268th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 71st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 79th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 83rd in the regionTop
Most Secular: 98th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 107th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 109th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 128th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 167th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 169th in the regionLargest Governments: 178th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 273rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 314th in the regionMost Influential: 324th in the regionMost Developed: 324th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 325th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 341st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 349th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 358th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 360th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 390th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 426th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 433rd in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 479th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 510th in the regionBest Weather: 535th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 550th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 580th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 608th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 676th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 709th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 740th in the regionMost Extreme: 754th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 762nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 830th in the region

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