The Grand Duchy of Drutopia Insomnia
“We Will Endure”
|Category: Psychotic Dictatorship|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Sprat
The Grand Duchy of Drutopia Insomnia is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its enslaved workforce, parental licensing program, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 540 million Drutopia Insomnians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Vault. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 84.0%.
The strong Drutopia Insomnian economy, worth 54.8 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 101,492 marks, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.
Banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, Drutopia Insomnia's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, and therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drutopia Insomnia's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Drutopia Insomnia, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads.
- : Following new legislation in Drutopia Insomnia, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery.
- : Following new legislation in Drutopia Insomnia, Drutopia Insomnia's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand.
- : Following new legislation in Drutopia Insomnia, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.
- : Drutopia Insomnia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Forensics Accord".
- : Following new legislation in Drutopia Insomnia, convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing.
- : Following new legislation in Drutopia Insomnia, sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour'.
- : Following new legislation in Drutopia Insomnia, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more.
- : Drutopia Insomnia endorsed The Federal Republic of Singamadri.
- : Drutopia Insomnia was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Singamadri.
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