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The Grand Duchy of Drutopia Insomnia

“We Will Endure”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Grand Duchy of Drutopia Insomnia is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its enslaved workforce, parental licensing program, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 540 million Drutopia Insomnians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Vault. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 84.0%.

The strong Drutopia Insomnian economy, worth 54.8 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 101,492 marks, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, Drutopia Insomnia's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, and therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drutopia Insomnia's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Drutopia Insomnia is ranked 148,371st in the world and 7,261st in The North Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring -77.67 on the Rand Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,025thTop
Most Influential: 3,776thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,652ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,809thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 9,818thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,458thLowest Crime Rates: 10,462ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,522ndMost Authoritarian: 10,698thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,919thLargest Governments: 12,359thMost Secular: 13,013thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,192ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,388thBest Weather: 14,708thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,084thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,312th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 161st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 301st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 350th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 417th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 421st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 478th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 526th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 537th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 584th in the regionLargest Governments: 586th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 667th in the regionMost Secular: 693rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 726th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 737th in the regionBest Weather: 772nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 799th in the region

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