The Grand Duchy of Drutopia Insomnia
“We Will Endure”
|Category: Psychotic Dictatorship|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The Grand Duchy of Drutopia Insomnia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Drupatine VII with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, parental licensing program, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.781 billion Drutopia Insomnians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Vault. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Drutopia Insomnian economy, worth 351 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 197,297 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
The nation is a world leader in martyrs per capita, the government snoops on private internet connections, the only way to escape lengthy prison terms is in a body bag, and police wait behind troop deployments in order to shoot deserters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drutopia Insomnia's national animal is the Unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Drutopia Insomnia was endorsed by The Holy of Abonland.
- : Drutopia Insomnia was endorsed by The Principality of Ofira.
- : Drutopia Insomnia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced and the Top 10% for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Drutopia Insomnia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Wallenburg".
- : Following new legislation in Drutopia Insomnia, police wait behind troop deployments in order to shoot deserters.
- : Following new legislation in Drutopia Insomnia, the only way to escape lengthy prison terms is in a body bag.
- : Following new legislation in Drutopia Insomnia, the government snoops on private internet connections.
- : Drutopia Insomnia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Nuremgard".
- : Drutopia Insomnia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Wartime Journalism Protection Act"".
- : Following new legislation in Drutopia Insomnia, the nation is a world leader in martyrs per capita.
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