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The Grand Duchy of Drutopia Insomnia

“We Will Endure”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Grand Duchy of Drutopia Insomnia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Drupatine VII with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.445 billion Drutopia Insomnians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Vault. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Drutopia Insomnian economy, worth 705 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 204,829 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No one is worried about government policies any more, diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, and nobody expected the fruit inquisition. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drutopia Insomnia's national animal is the Unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None.

Drutopia Insomnia is ranked 3,118th in the world and 169th in The North Pacific for Largest Governments, scoring 46.79 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 604thMost Influential: 1,001stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,350thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,595thLowest Crime Rates: 1,727thMost Secular: 1,966thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,298thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,370thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,734thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,805thLargest Governments: 3,118thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,462ndHighest Poor Incomes: 4,472ndMost Developed: 4,552ndMost Beautiful Environments: 4,563rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,787thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,704thHighest Average Incomes: 6,318thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,734thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,983rdBest Weather: 7,288thSmartest Citizens: 7,514thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,682ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,759thLargest Black Market: 9,144thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,213thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,469thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 13,177thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,981stMost Subsidized Industry: 15,020thMost Authoritarian: 16,341stLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,423rdLargest Welfare Programs: 18,096thMost Cultured: 18,739thHealthiest Citizens: 20,985th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 60th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 62nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 91st in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 100th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 102nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 109th in the regionMost Secular: 116th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 145th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 153rd in the regionLargest Governments: 169th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 254th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 279th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 281st in the regionMost Developed: 284th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 286th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 293rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 307th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 354th in the regionMost Influential: 373rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 397th in the regionLargest Black Market: 400th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 430th in the regionBest Weather: 439th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 498th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 525th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 525th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 645th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 697th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 697th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 765th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 781st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 822nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 894th in the regionMost Cultured: 950th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 964th in the region

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