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The Drunken Tyranny of Drunkerland

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The Drunken Tyranny of Drunkerland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Egglin Dankworth with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, compulsory vegetarianism, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.41 billion Bums are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bum City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Drunkerlandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,897 trillion Bird Droppings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 290,641 Bird Droppings, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

Genetic researchers have been expelled, male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed, it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander, and Bum City has become the number one destination for urban exploration in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Drunkerland's national animal is the Drunk Pig, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Communism.

Drunkerland is ranked 337,399^th in the world and 162^nd in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Cultured, scoring -735 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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