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The Pastafarian State of Drugged up Kitties

“Get two birds stoned at once.”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Pastafarian State of Drugged up Kitties is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Trevor Lahey with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 9.86 billion Drugged up Kittiesians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government prioritizes Law & Order, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hemptopia. The average income tax rate is 18.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Drugged up Kittiesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,892 trillion Marijuanas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 191,896 Marijuanas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stoned Kitty is one of the most popular forenames in Drugged up Kitties, recognizing the Drugged up Kittiesian flag qualifies you for citizenship, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise, and companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drugged up Kitties's national animal is the Stoned Kitty, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Drugged up Kitties is ranked 671st in the world and 29th in the South Pacific for Most Secular, with 99.16 Atheism Rate.

Most Secular: 671stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 840thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 903rdSafest: 1,156thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,529thMost Avoided: 1,757thLargest Mining Sector: 1,777thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,958thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,711thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,290thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,448thFattest Citizens: 3,469thMost Efficient Economies: 3,764thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,112thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,212thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,282ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,675thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,682ndMost Influential: 4,971stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,575thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,496thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,556thHighest Average Incomes: 7,567thLowest Crime Rates: 7,943rdHighest Economic Output: 8,893rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,247thMost Inclusive: 9,906thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,154thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,517thTop
Smartest Citizens: 12,773rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,460thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13,642ndLargest Retail Industry: 20,049thMost Developed: 20,876thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 22,278thLargest Governments: 23,458thRudest Citizens: 23,776thMost Income Equality: 23,949th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Secular: 29th in the regionMost Avoided: 39th in the regionSafest: 40th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 46th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 67th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 84th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 91st in the regionFattest Citizens: 110th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 113th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 115th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 119th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 145th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 159th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 159th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 177th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 193rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 196th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 203rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 207th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 212th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 225th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 261st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 276th in the regionLargest Populations: 333rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 357th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 360th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 370th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 394th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 407th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 412th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 436th in the regionMost Influential: 536th in the regionMost Developed: 611th in the regionLargest Governments: 688th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 699th in the region

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