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The Oppressed Peoples of Drogmar

“Suffering for everyone but me”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: Balder

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The Oppressed Peoples of Drogmar is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Unspeakable One with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.188 billion Drogmarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zeredathath. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Drogmarian economy, worth a remarkable 9,959 trillion blood diamonds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 579,421 blood diamonds, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Schoolchildren quote interesting facts about the square of the hypotenuse, stews often contain used tissues and pocket fluff, there is no such thing as an innocent fling in the Drogmarian military, and politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drogmar's national animal is the Horrific Demon of Fear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Philosophic Sufferianism.

Drogmar is ranked 255,246th in the world and 8,140th in Balder for Most Cultured, scoring -262 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21stMost Patriotic: 27thMost Corrupt Governments: 80thLargest Black Market: 98thLowest Crime Rates: 125thHighest Average Incomes: 183rdLargest Mining Sector: 283rdLargest Governments: 297thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 312thMost Armed: 375thHighest Average Tax Rates: 388thHighest Economic Output: 558thLargest Agricultural Sector: 637thMost Devout: 691stMost Conservative: 718thMost Avoided: 799thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,013thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,045thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,319thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,449thFattest Citizens: 1,481stTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 3,381stMost Authoritarian: 3,520thNudest: 5,913thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 14,011thLargest Populations: 14,297thMost Stationary: 17,698thMost Extreme: 18,298thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,423rdMost Influential: 19,192ndMost Efficient Economies: 19,436th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 9th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10th in the regionMost Armed: 11th in the regionMost Conservative: 18th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 19th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 24th in the regionMost Devout: 26th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 27th in the regionMost Avoided: 28th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 36th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 62nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 70th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 75th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 81st in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 100th in the regionMost Stationary: 188th in the regionNudest: 217th in the regionMost Influential: 218th in the regionLargest Populations: 318th in the regionMost Extreme: 383rd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 430th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 730th in the region

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