The Kingdom of Drew-Topia
“Twirling Toward Freedom”
|Category: Democratic Socialists|
Location: the South Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The Kingdom of Drew-Topia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Drew with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, strictly enforced bedtime, and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 1.54 billion Drew-Topians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drewtown. The average income tax rate is 73.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The Drew-Topian economy, worth 81.2 trillion Drewcoins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,749 Drewcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills, gossip magazines have pictures of Drew sunbathing on the beach with political rivals, politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests, and the welfare administration's new sweeping authority has forced the poor and needy to shop from pre-approved grocery lists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drew-Topia's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Drew-topianism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Drew-Topia was endorsed by The Principality of Alambar.
- : Drew-Topia was endorsed by The Commonwealth of The Langburn Islands.
- : Drew-Topia endorsed The Holy Republic of East Nagaland.
- : Drew-Topia endorsed The Holy Empire of Ipugao.
- : Drew-Topia endorsed The Republic of Populaa.
- : Drew-Topia endorsed The Insane Zombie Nudist Colony of LadyRebels.
- : Drew-Topia endorsed The Serene Land of The United Australian States.
- : Drew-Topia endorsed The Technocratic Republic of Noimosini.
- : Drew-Topia endorsed The Himalayan Field Rat Paradise of Gonrati.
- : Drew-Topia endorsed The Republic of New Belgrade.
Endorsements Received: 98 » Erinor, Corgitopiaa, Yeldarbsland, Wehraboos, The Worst army of, Jehenna, Qvait, Amerion, Aumeltopia, Land Without Shrimp, Farengeto, Ralphburg, Myness, Bleakfoot, PenguinPies, Sau Man Frescher, Bawkie, West Pastafaria, Drugged Monkeys, Sandaoguo, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Tsunamy, Markla, Tsvetania, Midand, New Briantown, Concrete Slab, The Filippinas, Volaworand, Ebonhand, USNE2018, Tepertopia, Kandorith, Phanama, Auphelia, Merevane, Bartonia Nova, Purple Hyacinth, Brunier, Zataras, Rebel-topia, Alfama, Marinho Islands, Sedunn, Peskorea, Nowa Europa, Vanbella, Eskvenn, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, House Ahsanul, and 48 others.Rabbitz, Apartment 11F, Yellunstryer, Doraya, Belschaft, Rotenaplistan, Aidenfieeld, Beepee, Los Rodeos, The Imperial Frost Federation, Aurcania, Wakandan Tribes, Treir, Synarion, Wallechi, Truskawkoland, Lionstrapower, Honey Cake, Holota, Qawe, The Altan, Seythennia, The Republic Of Williamsburg, Doge Land, Death to democracy, Western Fardelshufflestein, Scu Greinne, The Imperial Of Notsep, Conexia, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Bichedder, NIGHTRAY, Canmore, Lyland, Greater Scottdascoda, West Bridgeport, Libedistan, Westenhald, New Belgrade, Gonrati, Noimosini, The United Australian States, LadyRebels, Populaa, Ipugao, East Nagaland, The Langburn Islands, and Alambar.