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The Kingdom of Drew-Topia

“Twirling Toward Freedom”

Category: Democratic Socialists
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Kingdom of Drew-Topia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Drew with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, strictly enforced bedtime, and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 1.54 billion Drew-Topians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drewtown. The average income tax rate is 73.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Drew-Topian economy, worth 81.2 trillion Drewcoins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,749 Drewcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills, gossip magazines have pictures of Drew sunbathing on the beach with political rivals, politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests, and the welfare administration's new sweeping authority has forced the poor and needy to shop from pre-approved grocery lists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drew-Topia's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Drew-topianism.

Drew-Topia is ranked 26,708th in the world and 877th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,876.18 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,263rdTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,802ndMost Influential: 3,502ndBest Weather: 8,525thSafest: 8,666thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 12,971stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,522ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,242ndLowest Crime Rates: 22,145thMost Inclusive: 22,266thHealthiest Citizens: 22,887thHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,427th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 144th in the regionBest Weather: 272nd in the regionSafest: 295th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 386th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 406th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 450th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 464th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 484th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 659th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 687th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 736th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 773rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 780th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 814th in the region

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