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The Federation of Draznia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Jorgrand with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful population of 10.11 billion Drazni are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grestin. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Drazni economy, worth a remarkable 3,128 trillion silverpieces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 309,449 silverpieces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals, students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants, and heartbroken parents are urged to "smile for the camera". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Draznia's national animal is the stag, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Draznia is ranked 314,187^th in the world and 283^rd in Commonwealth of Sovereign States for Most Primitive, scoring -745.54 on the Scary Big Number Scale.