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The Ending of Dramamine

“Do you have something against dogs?”

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The Ending of Dramamine is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Will Toledo with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, infamous sell-swords, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.175 billion Dramamineans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dramamine. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.9%.

The powerhouse Dramaminean economy, worth 116 trillion headrests a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 99,093 headrests, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 899,011 per year while the poor average 1,272, a ratio of 706 to 1.

Only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, the most commonly-worn shoes are concrete ones, in a baffling press conference Will Toledo proudly dismantled a broken door, and scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dramamine's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Dramamine is ranked 3,024^th in the world and 69^th in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 116.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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