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The United States of Drakkel

“Give them what they want, then give them what you want”

Category: Right-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Location: Wysteria

Regional Influence: Apprentice

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The United States of Drakkel is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The President with an even hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, ubiquitous missile silos, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 35.665 billion Drakkelians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drakkel City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Drakkelian economy, worth a remarkable 9,490 trillion Yuan a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 266,109 Yuan, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,318,060 per year while the poor average 4,766, a ratio of 486 to 1.

The dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, nations across the world are quick to praise The President's good looks and intellectual prowess, the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place, and children's books regularly feature formerly distressed damsels suing their princes. Crime is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Drakkel's national animal is the Ekril, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Racism.

Drakkel is ranked 234,701st in the world and 44th in Wysteria for Most Primitive, scoring -363.42 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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1%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 369thHighest Economic Output: 538thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 565thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 735thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 735thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 785thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 796thHighest Disposable Incomes: 874thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 941stLargest Populations: 1,063rdLargest Insurance Industry: 1,306thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,421stFattest Citizens: 1,822ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,018thTop
5%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,514thMost Avoided: 2,579thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,717thLargest Mining Sector: 2,877thHighest Average Incomes: 2,958thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,274thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,339thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,340thMost Armed: 4,101stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,133rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,134thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,417thMost Efficient Economies: 4,637thRudest Citizens: 4,808thLargest Retail Industry: 6,003rdMost Corrupt Governments: 7,554thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,649thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,140thMost Influential: 8,604thSmartest Citizens: 9,294thTop
10%
Largest Information Technology Sector: 12,947thLargest Black Market: 15,133rdMost Pro-Market: 19,892ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,222ndLargest Governments: 21,802ndMost Developed: 23,072nd

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