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The Matriarchy of Drake had a wardrobe malfunction as he

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Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Location: Cydonia

Regional Influence: Squire


The Matriarchy of Drake had a wardrobe malfunction as he is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The cynical population of 5.266 billion Drake had a wardrobe malfunction as heans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 49.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Drake had a wardrobe malfunction as hean economy, worth 171 trillion footballs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. Average income is 32,528 footballs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drake had a wardrobe malfunction as he's national animal is the cheerleader.

Drake had a wardrobe malfunction as he is ranked 93,513th in the world and 4th in Cydonia for Most Avoided, scoring 2.61 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 395thTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 5,945thMost Conservative: 6,327thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,103rdMost Authoritarian: 9,551st

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