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The Iron Mall of Dragyn

“Shop 'til you drop!”

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Location: Anarchy

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Iron Mall of Dragyn is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Joff Bezotheon with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 32.308 billion Dragyns enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Retalia City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Dracynic economy, worth an astonishing 20,505 trillion altcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 634,691 altcoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,350,499 per year while the poor average 33,260, a ratio of 130 to 1.

Government solves problems by tossing money at the nearest geek, alcoholism is the newest import from Dàguó, wait staff claim to like it when odorous customers flirt with them, and children in school playgrounds can be heard chanting the hymns of the Order of Violet. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dragyn's national animal is the anaconda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Amazonism.

Dragyn is ranked 19th in the world and 1st in Anarchy for Fattest Citizens, with 99.23 Obesity Rate.

Rudest Citizens: 7thLargest Retail Industry: 10thMost Avoided: 13thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 17thFattest Citizens: 19thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 21stMost Corrupt Governments: 30thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 34thLargest Mining Sector: 42ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 45thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 47thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 48thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 49thMost Armed: 50thLargest Insurance Industry: 58thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 59thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 63rdHighest Crime Rates: 70thHighest Economic Output: 82ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 101stHighest Average Incomes: 123rdMost Secular: 154thLargest Gambling Industry: 173rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 192ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 252ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 263rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 474thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 690thMost Efficient Economies: 743rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 966thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,133rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,206thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,566thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,864thLargest Populations: 1,891stMost Pro-Market: 2,000thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 4,979thLargest Black Market: 7,507thNudest: 11,292ndTop
Highest Drug Use: 15,260thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,364thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,242nd
Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 8th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8th in the region

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