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The Sultanate of Dr John Zoidberg

“Hurray! People are paying attention to me!”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: The Lexicon

Regional Influence: Diplomat


The Sultanate of Dr John Zoidberg is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Richard Nixon with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 17.97 billion Zoidbergians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zoidberg City. The average income tax rate is 71.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Dr John Zoidbergian economy, worth a remarkable 1,094 trillion pearls a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 60,882 pearls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Appendix transplant figures have recently doubled, the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen, the army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education, and President Richard Nixon can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Dr John Zoidberg's national animal is the lobster, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Dr John Zoidberg is ranked 148,423rd in the world and 7th in The Lexicon for Highest Drug Use, scoring 56.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Largest Welfare Programs: 5,264thMost Stationary: 7,312thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,469thTop
Largest Populations: 14,662ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,104thMost Influential: 17,887thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,943rdHighest Economic Output: 19,225thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,008thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,255thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,001st
Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Average: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the region

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