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The Kingdom of Dounkoist |
“Unity, Discipline, Loyalty”
Category: Left-Leaning College State | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Very Good |
Location: Europe |
Regional Influence: Unproven |
The Kingdom of Dounkoist is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by His Majesty King Mitchell with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.775 billion Dounkoistians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vukmont. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Dounkoistian economy, worth a remarkable 1,110 trillion marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 163,851 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Election debates consists mostly of two grey suits arguing over how to best preserve the status quo, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, people experiencing anaphylactic shock are told to buck their ideas up, and people can often be seen driving to work in war-surplus tanks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dounkoist's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Dounkoist is ranked 9,986th in the world and 41st in Europe for Most Armed, with 9.11 Weapons Per Person.
National Happenings
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Dounkoist, people can often be seen driving to work in war-surplus tanks.
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Dounkoist, people experiencing anaphylactic shock are told to buck their ideas up.
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Dounkoist, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
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Dounkoist, election debates consists mostly of two grey suits arguing over how to best preserve the status quo.
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Dounkoist, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
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Dounkoist, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
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Dounkoist, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect.
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Dounkoist, there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia.
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Dounkoist was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
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Dounkoist's influence in Europe rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".