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The Physician's Oath of DoNoHarm

“Open your mouth and say AAARRRGH”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: Forest

Regional Influence: Nipper


The Physician's Oath of DoNoHarm is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by The Doctor with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, avant-garde cinema, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.057 billion patients are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defense, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Surgery. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The large but sluggish DoNoHarmian economy, worth 486 trillion mgs of olanzapine a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Furniture Restoration and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 60,358 mgs of olanzapine, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, government statistics suggest 115% of the population love The Doctor, it is illegal to carry an umbrella when the official weather forecast predicts a sunny day, and the new intercity submarine SSN Lab Rat Warrior instills terror in claustrophobic travellers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DoNoHarm's national animal is the lab rat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is enlightened science.

DoNoHarm is ranked 48,025th in the world and 124th in Forest for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,184.05 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most Extreme: 2ndMost Authoritarian: 98thMost Conservative: 149thMost Primitive: 180thMost Income Equality: 284thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 625thMost Ignorant Citizens: 681stBest Weather: 764thMost Devout: 914thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,317thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 1,618thLowest Crime Rates: 1,799thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,901stLargest Black Market: 2,164thHealthiest Citizens: 2,451stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,690thLargest Governments: 3,452ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,661stMost Pacifist: 6,521stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,371stTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 7,890th
Most Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Primitive: 9th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Devout: 13th in the regionLargest Black Market: 14th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 18th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 27th in the regionBest Weather: 30th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 33rd in the region

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