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The Rogue Nation of Donghal

“For our military god state.”

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The Rogue Nation of Donghal is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Ní Daonna with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, disturbing lack of elderly people, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.57 billion Donghalians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Breathnóir. The average income tax rate is 74.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Donghalian economy, worth 549 trillion dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 98,662 dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans, and 200 mph car chases are a frequent sight on the otherwise empty motorways. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Donghal's national animal is the mantis shrimp, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans, and its national religion is Antitheism.

Donghal is ranked 305,932^nd in the world and 194^th in Declansburg for Most Pacifist, with 6.33 cheeks turned per day.

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