Spotlight on:
The People's Republic of Done tsk |
“слова Донецкий народные республики”
Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Below Average |
Economy: Very Strong |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Location: eastern monarchist allience |
Regional Influence: Handshaker |
The People's Republic of Done tsk is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 436 million Done tskians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Мариуполь. The average income tax rate is 39.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Done tskian economy, worth 27.1 trillion рубльs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,131 рубльs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, chewing tree bark proves to have limited value during childbirth, citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason, and no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Done tsk's national animal is the Донецкий медведь, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Done tsk is ranked 90,369th in the world and 32nd in eastern monarchist allience for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 20.22 missed references per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Done tsk was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Republic of U kraine, killing 1 million zombies.
- : Done tsk was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Republic of U kraine, killing 5 million zombies.
- : Done tsk was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from The Dictatorship of Kafchistellia, curing 1 million infected.
- : Following new legislation in Done tsk, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium.
- : Following new legislation in Done tsk, citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason.
- : Following new legislation in Done tsk, chewing tree bark proves to have limited value during childbirth.
- : Following new legislation in Done tsk, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly.
- : Following new legislation in Done tsk, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps".
- : Following new legislation in Done tsk, clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence.
- : Following new legislation in Done tsk, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents.