Spotlight on:
The Republic of Dolomite Junimos |
“Strength Through Compliance”
Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Fragile |
Political Freedoms: Some |
Location: The Dude |
Regional Influence: Superpower |
The Republic of Dolomite Junimos is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 3.693 billion Dolomite Junimosians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 49.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The large but sluggish Dolomite Junimosian economy, worth 128 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 34,720 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
The term "Native Dolomite Junimosian" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors, and blessed are the meek for they have been beaten into submission. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dolomite Junimos's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Dolomite Junimos is ranked 108,990th in the world and 3rd in The Dude for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 18.55 missed references per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Dolomite Junimos's influence in The Dude fell from "Dominator" to "Superpower".
- : Following new legislation in Dolomite Junimos, blessed are the meek for they have been beaten into submission.
- : Following new legislation in Dolomite Junimos, thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors.
- : Following new legislation in Dolomite Junimos, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery.
- : Following new legislation in Dolomite Junimos, the term "Native Dolomite Junimosian" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority.
- : Following new legislation in Dolomite Junimos, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
- : Dolomite Junimos was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Following new legislation in Dolomite Junimos, trick-or-treaters and circus clowns have been arrested under suspicion of being renegade vigilantes.
- : Following new legislation in Dolomite Junimos, children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants.
- : Following new legislation in Dolomite Junimos, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products.