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The Empire of Dolmeria

“Нет войне”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Empire of Dolmeria is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 876 million Dolmerians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Рекьяйфитбург. The average income tax rate is 59.1%.

The all-consuming Dolmerian economy, worth 91.1 trillion Долмs a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,984 Долмs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, Dolmerians believe manners maketh the leader, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of Пандаs and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry, and murderers with law degrees can be seen swinging the gavel in courts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dolmeria's national animal is the Панда, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dolmeria is ranked 30,127th in the world and 1,424th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 48.74 quips per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,140thTop
Most Influential: 2,859thMost Secular: 4,441stMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,753rdTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 14,002ndHealthiest Citizens: 14,960thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,150thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,651stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,924thBest Weather: 18,170thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,890thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,511thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,565thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,227thMost Authoritarian: 23,326thMost Developed: 23,364thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,662ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,420thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 26,714th
Most Secular: 225th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 483rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 487th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 586th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 657th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 709th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 739th in the regionMost Influential: 782nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 792nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 809th in the regionBest Weather: 926th in the regionMost Patriotic: 957th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1,018th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1,031st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,101st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1,108th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,130th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,131st in the regionMost Developed: 1,153rd in the region

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