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The Sad excuse of Doknesia

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Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Some

Location: Shinka

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Sad excuse of Doknesia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Generic Leader Guy with an even hand, and notable for its fear of technology, compulsory military service, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed population of 2.043 billion Doknesians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Endless depths of despair. The average income tax rate is 57.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Doknesian economy, worth 133 trillion Ploppers a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,241 Ploppers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A government program is underway to revitalize Doknesia's beaches, burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, and garden stores are not allowed to sell water butts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Doknesia's national animal is the Frog, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Unintelligence.

Doknesia is ranked 203,719th in the world and 138th in Shinka for Fattest Citizens, with 7.65 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Mining Sector: 5,452ndMost Secular: 9,929thMost Primitive: 10,948thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,901stMost Ignorant Citizens: 19,542ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,619thLargest Black Market: 19,859thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 22,552nd
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Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionMost Primitive: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 13th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 15th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 15th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16th in the region

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