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The Steel State of Dokansia

“Jesse, gus is coming for my steam discounts”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: 10000 Islands

Regional Influence: Nipper


The Steel State of Dokansia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Heasco Dokkes with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 4.336 billion Dokansians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Deathlon. The average income tax rate is 81.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dokansian economy, worth 637 trillion Czechas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 147,135 Czechas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", rare steaks seem even bluer now, and up to 40% of voters can finally read the issues they're deciding on. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dokansia's national animal is the Tarantula, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholic.

Dokansia is ranked 249,472nd in the world and 1,421st in 10000 Islands for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -19 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Most Patriotic: 7,481stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,639thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,965thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,331stHealthiest Citizens: 10,867thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,105thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,308thMost Developed: 11,552ndHighest Poor Incomes: 11,700thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,932ndLowest Crime Rates: 12,123rdLargest Governments: 12,131stMost Cultured: 12,933rdTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 13,475thHighest Food Quality: 13,704thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,149thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,170thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,123rdHighest Average Incomes: 16,031stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,240thNicest Citizens: 16,399thMost Efficient Economies: 16,761stSmartest Citizens: 17,601stLargest Retail Industry: 17,622ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18,166thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,228thMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,436thBest Weather: 18,502ndMost Beautiful Environments: 18,542ndMost Subsidized Industry: 18,767thMost Inclusive: 19,623rdMost Advanced Public Education: 20,668thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,679thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,812thMost Corrupt Governments: 23,052ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,278thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25,748thLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,879th
Most Patriotic: 75th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 115th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 17 » Markanite, The Soylent Green Party, Macrasetia, Grimmywelsh, Solsevara, Dolorado, Faradova, The Galactic American Imperium, Jaegerpondonia, Ilfarasia, Vayshnoriya Islands, Free Land of Rebellium, United Kolance, Kanycta, Boroii, Kaprein, and Krystalveil.