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The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan

“Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Location: Texas

Regional Influence: Squire

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The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by A Labrador Retriver with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 25.513 billion Dogbreathistanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Couch. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Dogbreathistanian economy, worth a remarkable 8,577 trillion Dog Poops a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 336,207 Dog Poops, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,962,674 per year while the poor average 27,097, a ratio of 72.4 to 1.

It is said that a Dogbreathistanian woman's work is never done, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, commuters and their desktops both bemoan their hard drives, and the "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Dogbreathistanian Navy. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Dogbreathistan's national animal is the Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Dogbreathistan is ranked 230,532nd in the world and 150th in Texas for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 44.79 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 226thMost Armed: 255thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 390thHighest Crime Rates: 447thLargest Gambling Industry: 455thHighest Disposable Incomes: 479thFattest Citizens: 485thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 506thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 521stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 534thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 562ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 726thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 784thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 785thHighest Economic Output: 790thRudest Citizens: 906thMost Avoided: 1,000thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,073rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,152ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,446thHighest Average Incomes: 1,603rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,939thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,972ndTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,208thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,841stLargest Retail Industry: 4,049thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,158thLargest Mining Sector: 4,183rdLargest Populations: 4,657thMost Efficient Economies: 5,828thSmartest Citizens: 6,126thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,656thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,177thTop
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Most Influential: 12,944thLargest Black Market: 15,671stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,084thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19,573rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,200thMost Cultured: 22,160thMost Secular: 23,594th
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Most Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionNudest: 13th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 15th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 16th in the region

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