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The Autocracy of Dobbstopia

“If god is with us,than who shall stand against us!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: Lazarus

Regional Influence: Hatchling

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The Autocracy of Dobbstopia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by His Majesty King Charles II with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and parental licensing program. The cynical, devout population of 20.788 billion Dobbicans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guadalupe. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Dobbstopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,782 trillion Dobbstopian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is an impressive 133,858 Dobbstopian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home, when shaking hands with foreign leaders His Majesty King Charles II wears an armoured gauntlet, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Dobbstopia after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, and most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dobbstopia's national animal is the Seahorse, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Universal Catholic Church.

Dobbstopia is ranked 113,482nd in the world and 3,597th in Lazarus for Smartest Citizens, with 30.89 quips per hour.

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Best Weather: 581stMost Devout: 586thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 974thLowest Crime Rates: 1,557thHealthiest Citizens: 1,989thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,035thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,382ndTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,108thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,503rdMost Patriotic: 3,574thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,214thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,284thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,608thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,940thLargest Governments: 5,029thMost Authoritarian: 5,166thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,494thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,603rdHighest Economic Output: 6,330thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,231stMost Armed: 7,811thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,946thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,891stLargest Populations: 9,237thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,996thMost Conservative: 11,913thTop
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Most Developed: 13,961stMost Income Equality: 16,137thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,173rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,448thHighest Average Incomes: 20,224thHighest Food Quality: 20,523rdMost Extreme: 25,584th
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Best Weather: 17th in the regionMost Devout: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 41st in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 73rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 78th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 84th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 103rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 117th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 131st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 136th in the regionMost Extreme: 182nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 182nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 193rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 210th in the regionLargest Governments: 223rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 241st in the regionLargest Populations: 243rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 264th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 267th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 271st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 301st in the regionMost Armed: 331st in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 345th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 373rd in the regionMost Conservative: 378th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 387th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 415th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 479th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 494th in the region

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