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The Autocracy of Dobbstopia

“If god is with us,than who shall stand against us!”

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The Autocracy of Dobbstopia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by His Majesty King Charles II with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and parental licensing program. The cynical, devout population of 20.788 billion Dobbicans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guadalupe. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Dobbstopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,782 trillion Dobbstopian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is an impressive 133,858 Dobbstopian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home, when shaking hands with foreign leaders His Majesty King Charles II wears an armoured gauntlet, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Dobbstopia after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, and most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dobbstopia's national animal is the Seahorse, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Universal Catholic Church.

Dobbstopia is ranked 113,482^nd in the world and 3,597^th in Lazarus for Smartest Citizens, with 30.89 quips per hour.

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