The Benevolent Queendom of Divine Cervine History - 2016 March - April

March 1st, 2016

• Divine Cervine is ranked 5,222nd in the world and 266th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 102.8 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.
• The government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor. #255
• Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life. #190
• Space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space. #097
• Divine Cervine's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region. #237

March 2nd, 2016

• Purple fairy deer is one of the most popular forenames in Divine Cervine. #258
• Tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects. #440
• The Divine Cervinean Economy rose from Fragile to Weak.

March 3rd, 2016

• Divine Cervine is ranked 2,138th in the world and 46th in Lazarus for Most Income Equality, scoring 94.4 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.
• Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
• Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
• Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
• Divine Cervine's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand. #093
• 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Divine Cervine's radio stations. #181
• The space program has been scrapped in order to focus on more terrestrial pursuits. #053
• Census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate. #491
• Divine Cervine's Civil Rights rose from Very Good to Excellent.
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March 4th, 2016

• Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
• X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low. #081
• The nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. #226
• Droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police. #321
• Betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant. #371

March 5th, 2016

• Divine Cervine is ranked 838th in the world and 32nd in Lazarus for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 94.38 on the Kitten Softness Rating.
• The Divine Cervinean Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances. #478
• Conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. #293
• The Divine Cervinean Economy rose from Weak to Developing.
• Politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income. #307
• Divine Cervine was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
• Divine Cervine's Political Freedoms rose from Excellent to Superb.
• Several underground organisations in Divine Cervine have recently been spreading discontent throughout the populace about not being able to vote. #177

March 6th, 2016

• Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
• Smoking is banned in public areas. #034
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March 7th, 2016

• Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room. #420
• The upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned. #169
• Divine Cervine's Civil Rights fell from Excellent to Very Good.
• Book Publishing facilities are being turned into purple fairy deer habitats. #459
• Euthanasia is legal. #028
• Divine Cervine's Civil Rights rose from Very Good to Excellent.

March 8th, 2016

• The wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned. #145
• Wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms. #346

March 9th, 2016

• Welfare funding has recently gone through the roof. #164
• Badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game. #239
• Mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights. #268

March 10th, 2016

• Divine Cervine is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. #175
• Public intoxication has decreased ever since fraternities were banned. #434
• Groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol. #490
• Every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries. #212
• Graffiti graces every city's streets. #114

March 11th, 2016

• Prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators. #069
• High-income earners pay a 100% tax rate. #018

March 12th, 2016

• Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
• Citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages. #115
• It is illegal to make racist remarks in public. #022
• Divine Cervine was reclassified from Liberal Democratic Socialists to Democratic Socialists.
• Divine Cervine's Civil Rights fell from Excellent to Very Good.
• Divine Cervine's Political Freedoms fell from Superb to Excellent.

March 13th, 2016

• Divine Cervine is ranked 14,919th in the world and 488th in Lazarus for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 78.35 Workforce Participation Rate.
• Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
• The government pours millions of luminous orbs into rehabilitation programs annually. #058
• Dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws. #162
• The Divine Cervinean Economy fell from Developing to Weak.
• The "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The The Enchanted Wildwood of Sacred Fauna Times is sold out. #275
• Divine Cervine was reclassified from Democratic Socialists to Liberal Democratic Socialists.
• Divine Cervine's Political Freedoms rose from Excellent to Superb.
• The national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall. #341

March 14th, 2016

• Public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers. #195
• People reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight. #056
• The Divine Cervinean Economy rose from Weak to Developing.
• Prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals. #336

March 15th, 2016

• Divine Cervine is ranked 3,825th in the world and 206th in Lazarus for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 8,537.81 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.
• Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
• Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
• Shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals. #431
• Most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists. #167
• Parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads. #148
• There is a dearth of space for new houses. #331
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March 16th, 2016

• Teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank. #467
• The nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees. #035

March 17th, 2016

• Conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. #293
• The Divine Cervinean Economy rose from Developing to Fair.
• Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation. #485
• The Divine Cervinean Economy rose from Fair to Reasonable.
• The government pours millions of luminous orbs into rehabilitation programs annually. #058
• High-income earners pay a 100% tax rate. #018

March 18th, 2016

• Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
• Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
• Divine Cervine has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world. #263
• The Divine Cervinean Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation. #448
• Extreme political groups are outlawed. #012
• Divine Cervine was reclassified from Liberal Democratic Socialists to Democratic Socialists.
• Divine Cervine's Political Freedoms fell from Superb to Very Good.

March 19th, 2016

• Divine Cervine is ranked 2,145th in the world and 87th in Lazarus for Longest Average Lifespans, with 90.69 Years.
• Illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory. #205
• Divine Cervine's Civil Rights fell from Very Good to Good.
• Purple fairy deer is one of the most popular forenames in Divine Cervine. #258
• Droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police. #321
• The government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. #243
• The new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play. #385

March 20th, 2016

• All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras. #021
• Every workday begins with group therapy. #496
• A government program is underway to revitalize Divine Cervine's beaches. #031

March 21st, 2016

• Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
• The nation is currently revamping its entire education system. #064
• Any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist. #394
• The number of students attending university has reached a record high. #209

March 22nd, 2016

• Refugees from other nations are flocking to Divine Cervine's border. #047
• People faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations. #092
• The nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events. #045
• The Divine Cervinean Economy fell from Reasonable to Fair.
• Welfare funding has recently gone through the roof. #164

March 23rd, 2016

• Divine Cervine is ranked 832nd in the world and 37th in Lazarus for Most Pacifist, with 211.33 Cheeks Turned Per Day.
• A well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate. #024
• Students cut up leftover luminous orbs during Arts and Crafts. #273
• Reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors. #178
• Divine Cervine's Civil Rights fell from Good to Average.

March 24th, 2016

• Workers have seized control of the economy. #339
• Libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars. #099
• The mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Divine Cervine's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance. #108
• Relationships often break down when doctors tell couples they are genetically incompatible. #499

March 25th, 2016

• Divine Cervine is ranked 4,376th in the world and 196th in Lazarus for Largest Governments, scoring 39.12 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.
• The government funds large training centres to turn purple fairy deer into functioning members of society. #133
• Mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights. #268
• Any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist. #394
• The number of students attending university has reached a record high. #209

March 26th, 2016

• Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
• National parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'. #297
• Almost all of Divine Cervine's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices. #264
• The Divine Cervinean Economy rose from Fair to Reasonable.
• Parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads. #148

March 27th, 2016

• Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
• The government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists. #222
• The installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused. #462

March 28th, 2016

• Divine Cervine is ranked 3,161st in the world and 137th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 155 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
• The mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations. #049
• Retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites. #122
• Groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol. #490
• The most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs. #500

March 29th, 2016

• Schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes. #200
• Nude art is becoming wildly popular. #052
• Divine Cervine's Civil Rights rose from Average to Good.
• Shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals. #431

March 30th, 2016

• The nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions. #495
• Long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences. #131
• The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. #003
• Schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students. #062

March 31st, 2016

• Divine Cervine is ranked 592nd in the world and 23rd in Lazarus for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 103.55 on the Kitten Softness Rating.
• The wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned. #145
• Tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects. #440
• The Divine Cervinean Economy rose from Reasonable to Good.
• Divine Cervine gained the banner They Grow Up So Fast by developing a good economy in a nation of 300 million citizens.
• Divine Cervine gained the banner River City by combining 100 million citizens with a reasonable economy.
• Divine Cervine gained the banner The Other Way by developing a good economy without free markets.
• Student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned purple fairy deerball fields. #415
• Book Publishing facilities are being turned into purple fairy deer habitats. #459

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April 1st, 2016

• Divine Cervine is ranked 591st in the world and 23rd in Lazarus for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 103.74 on the Kitten Softness Rating.
• Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
• Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation. #485
• Noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law. #338
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April 2nd, 2016

• Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
• Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to The Enchanted Wildwood of Sacred Fauna to enjoy their national art. #492
• Divine Cervine's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region. #013
• An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. #218

April 3rd, 2016

• The government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles. #029
• The nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. #226

April 4th, 2016

• Citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless. #251
• The words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence. #152
• The Divine Cervinean Economy fell from Good to Reasonable.

April 5th, 2016

• Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Income Equality.
• Businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders. #305
• Angry crowds formed yesterday around government offices in Divine Cervine, demanding the reinstatement of free and fair elections. #125
• The nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist. #006
• Rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements. #492

April 6th, 2016

• Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
• Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life. #190
• All beauty contests have been banned. #101
• Crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters. #087

April 7th, 2016

• Artists are pillars of society. #124
• Schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes. #200
• School plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment. #501

April 8th, 2016

• Divine Cervine is ranked 2,311th in the world and 108th in Lazarus for Best Weather, with 315 Meters Of Sunlight.
• Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
• Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
• Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
• Eminent domain has been abolished. #216
• The new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction. #342
• The wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned. #145
• In a baffling press conference Queen Arbeaone proudly dismantled a broken door. #503
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April 9th, 2016

• Divine Cervine is ranked 4,290th in the world and 236th in Lazarus for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 35 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.
• Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
• Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
• Suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks. #457
• Drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking. #449
• Children are raised bilingual from an early age. #071
• Space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space. #097
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April 10th, 2016

• Divine Cervine is ranked 3,327th in the world and 157th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 114.13 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.
• Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
• Space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down. #053
• Conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. #293
• The Divine Cervinean Economy rose from Reasonable to Good.
• People take government jobs for the frequent flier miles. #278
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April 11th, 2016

• Divine Cervine is ranked 3,450th in the world and 156th in Lazarus for Largest Governments, scoring 41.61 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.
• Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
• Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
• Droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police. #321
• A government program is underway to revitalize Divine Cervine's beaches. #031
• The government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists. #222
• Divine Cervine is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. #175
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April 12th, 2016

• Divine Cervine is ranked 1,245th in the world and 48th in Lazarus for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 2,233.63 Tourists Per Hour.
• Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Income Equality.
• Pro-democracy regime change has been avoided. #359
• Birth rates have hit an all-time low. #364
• The wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned. #145
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April 13th, 2016

• Divine Cervine is ranked 1,245th in the world and 48th in Lazarus for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 2,235.57 Tourists Per Hour.
• The government is giving peace a chance. #312
• Elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume. #042
• Students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas. #121
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April 14th, 2016

• Divine Cervine is ranked 2,574th in the world and 109th in Lazarus for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 65.46 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
• Students cut up leftover luminous orbs during Arts and Crafts. #273
• The government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance. #161
• Queen Arbeaone's mistress is the belle at many state balls. #417
• Euthanasia is legal. #028
• Divine Cervine's Civil Rights rose from Good to Very Good.

April 15th, 2016

• Artists are pillars of society. #124
• Criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program. #505
• Citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits. #061
• Divine Cervine gained the banner Incremental Improvement by developing a good economy in a nation of at least 200 million citizens.
• Divine Cervine gained the banner Railworks by maintaining a healthy economy in the absence of cars.

April 16th, 2016

• Divine Cervine is ranked 2,157th in the world and 98th in Lazarus for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 9,694.05 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.
• Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
• Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
• Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
• Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
• Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
• High-income earners pay a 100% tax rate. #018
• Same-sex marriages are increasingly common. #001
• Heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste. #156
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April 17th, 2016

• There's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt. #138
• Badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game. #239

April 18th, 2016

• Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
• Drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking. #449
• Being impolite in public is punishable by heavy fines. #464
• Divine Cervine's Civil Rights fell from Very Good to Good.
• Divine Cervine's Political Freedoms fell from Very Good to Good.
• Graffiti graces every city's streets. #114

April 19th, 2016

• Noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law. #338
• Military funding has been stripped back. #014
• Pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government. #107

April 20th, 2016

• The mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations. #049
• Long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences. #131
• Divine Cervine's Political Freedoms fell from Good to Average.
• The nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. #226
• Space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space. #097

April 21st, 2016

• Young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts. #504
• Politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing. #289
• Divine Cervine's Political Freedoms rose from Average to Good.

April 22nd, 2016

• Divine Cervine is ranked 15,285th in the world and 675th in Lazarus for Nudest, with 213.75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.
• Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. #353
• The arms industry has been shut down in a surge of pacifism. #137
• Phone taps are frequently carried out by the police. #150
• Extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals. #410

April 23rd, 2016

• Divine Cervine is ranked 4,294th in the world and 206th in Lazarus for Smartest Citizens, with 103.09 Quips Per Hour.
• Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
• Divine Cervine's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand. #093
• Betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant. #371
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April 24th, 2016

• Leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks. #050
• Divine Cervine's Civil Rights rose from Good to Very Good.
• Citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages. #115
• The government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor. #255

April 25th, 2016

• Divine Cervine is ranked 836th in the world and 52nd in Lazarus for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 15,502.96 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.
• The installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused. #462
• The airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines. #280
• All beauty contests have been banned. #101
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April 26th, 2016

• Divine Cervine is ranked 3,857th in the world and 202nd in Lazarus for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 39 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.
• Almost all of Divine Cervine's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices. #264
• The Divine Cervinean Economy rose from Good to Strong.
• Divine Cervine gained the banner Metropolis by combining 400 million citizens with a good economy.
• Divine Cervine gained the banner Aspire by developing a strong economy in a scientifically advanced nation with a good environment.
• The state believes that nature-oriented summer camps will somehow solve youth crime. #109
• There has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees. #441
• The Divine Cervinean Economy fell from Strong to Good.
• Planespotters are emigrating in droves. #379
• The "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The The Enchanted Wildwood of Sacred Fauna Times is sold out. #275
• Divine Cervine's Political Freedoms rose from Good to Very Good.

April 27th, 2016

• Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
• Groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol. #490
• Animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs. #502

April 28th, 2016

• Divine Cervine is ranked 956th in the world and 38th in Lazarus for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 2,354.92 Tourists Per Hour.
• The national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall. #341
• The nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions. #495
• Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests. #023
• The government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative. #262

April 29th, 2016

• Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field. #373

April 30th, 2016

• Divine Cervine is ranked 1,497th in the world and 60th in Lazarus for Best Weather, with 378 Meters Of Sunlight.
• Anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper. #207
• Divine Cervine's Political Freedoms rose from Very Good to Excellent.
• Book Publishing facilities are being turned into purple fairy deer habitats. #459
• Shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals. #431
• The nation has an international reputation for compassion. #036
• Divine Cervine published "The Benevolent Queendom of Divine Cervine History - 2016 May - June" (Factbook: History).

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