July 1st, 2019

• The nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. #226
• Bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of. #632
• Artists are pillars of society. #124
• The seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire. #995

July 3rd, 2019

• Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. #353
• Urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts. #579
• Tourists outnumber citizens two to one. #292
• The government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds. #976

July 4th, 2019

• Divine Cervine is ranked 1,072nd in the world and 61st in Lazarus for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 8,472.67 on the Societal Mobility Rating.
_
_
_
_
_

July 5th, 2019

• Divine Cervine is ranked 30th in the world and 2nd in Lazarus for Most Beautiful Environments, with 11,416.5 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.
• Homophobia is off the menu. #674
• Television characters who ask how someone's doing are charged with harassment. #1077
• Judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend. #765
• One does not simply walk into the tundra. #1013
• Economic planning is exalted as a human art form. #472
• Calling dibs is an unalienable right. #719
• The government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country. #198

July 7th, 2019

• Divine Cervine is ranked 245th in the world and 9th in Lazarus for Least Corrupt Governments, with 98.88 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.
• Prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators. #69
• Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping. #661
• Body doubles and armed bodyguards escort witnesses to and from courtrooms. #873
• Spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches. #540
• Funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience. #583

July 8th, 2019

• The government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles. #29
• It is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma. #705

July 9th, 2019

• Divine Cervine is ranked 7,866th in the world and 170th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 1,511.70736584 Days.
• Pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security. #950
• Therapists can always squeeze in another house-call. #1049
• 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly. #850
_
_

July 11th, 2019

• Divine Cervine is ranked 4,549th in the world and 262nd in Lazarus for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.
• Elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-¤ luminous orb mansions. #127
• Male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed. #1135
• The installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused. #462
_
_

July 12th, 2019

• Troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist. #1008
• Unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves. #667
• Relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly. #610

July 13th, 2019

• Divine Cervine is ranked 11,869th in the world and 350th in Lazarus for Most Influential, scoring 3,030 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.
• The wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned. #145
• The government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap. #1100
• The most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita. #763 dismiss only Lowers Intelligence 323.82 → 323.64
_
_

July 14th, 2019

• Divine Cervine is ranked 477th in the world and 19th in Lazarus for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 16,699.54 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
_
_
_
_
_

July 15th, 2019

• Divine Cervine is ranked 13th in the world and 1st in Lazarus for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 303.82 on the Kitten Softness Rating.
• Builders across Divine Cervine are blocked up with orders for new public loos. #525
• Families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. #699
• Turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius'. #510
• Drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking. #449
• Carbon-footprint restrictions are making businesses walk. #675

July 16th, 2019

• Divine Cervine is ranked 123rd in the world and 4th in Lazarus for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 97.98 Workforce Participation Rate.
• Feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary. #1175
• Political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions. #598
• Divine Cervine's Civil Rights rose from Below Average to Average.
_
_

July 17th, 2019

• Birth rates have hit an all-time low. #364
• The nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard. #1154
• The sound of wooden legs echo throughout Divine Cervine after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax. #135
• The government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region. #908

July 18th, 2019

• Divine Cervine is ranked 62nd in the world and 3rd in Lazarus for Healthiest Citizens, with 60.86 Bananas Ingested Per Day.
• Arbitration is mightier than the sword. #131
• Shady doctors seem to have impeccable records. #1239
• The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. #3
_
_

July 19th, 2019

• Divine Cervine is ranked 122nd in the world and 4th in Lazarus for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 97.99 Workforce Participation Rate.
• Modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes. #1248
• Nude art is becoming wildly popular. #52
• Sex changes are routinely performed at Divine Cervine's hospitals. #66
_
_

July 20th, 2019

• Hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have. #1092
• Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life. #190
• Park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets. #557
• One tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber. #937
• The government spends millions of ¤ luminous orbs every year prosecuting spammers. #94

July 21st, 2019

• Ten-year-olds are applying for lemonade stand operator licences. #772

July 22nd, 2019

• The government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters. #252
• There have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'. #128
• Divine Cervine's Civil Rights rose from Average to Good.
• Rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements. #492

July 23rd, 2019

• High school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate. #504
• Park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers. #749
• Funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals. #1198

July 24th, 2019

• Student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned purple fairy deerball fields. #415
• Divine Cervine's Civil Rights fell from Good to Average.
• Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Divine Cervinean officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them. #654
• Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation. #516
• Divine Cervine's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand. #93
• Elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation. #959

July 25th, 2019

• Divine Cervine is ranked 20th in the world and 1st in Lazarus for Nicest Citizens, with 210.32 Average Smiles Per Day.
• Divine Cervine has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world. #263
_
_
_
_

July 26th, 2019

• The nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics. #261
• Schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention. #1251
• The government has declared victoria over the cheese menace. #507
• People make a career out of medical voyeurism. #1247
• Astronauts take one small step for Divine Cervine and one giant step backward from confrontation. #1244

July 28th, 2019

• Divine Cervine is ranked 142nd in the world and 5th in Lazarus for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 94.94 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
• The government funds large training centres to turn purple fairy deer into functioning members of society. #133
• Research grant proposals read like political diatribes. #523
• Any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist. #394
• Tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects. #440
_

July 30th, 2019

• Divine Cervine is ranked 63rd in the world and 4th in Lazarus for Healthiest Citizens, with 61.25 Bananas Ingested Per Day.
• Both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade. #685
• Conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. #293
• The government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly. #644
• Scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new. #999
_

July 31st, 2019

• Divine Cervine is ranked 1,755th in the world and 75th in Lazarus for Highest Average Incomes, with 290,971.03 Standard Monetary Units.
• Queen Arbeaone has more friends than ever before. #602
• All the playground's a stage for Divine Cervinean schoolchildren. #984
• Newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names. #798
_
_

_____

August 1st, 2019

• Divine Cervine is ranked 20th in the world and 1st in Lazarus for Nicest Citizens, with 210.68 Average Smiles Per Day.
• Angry crowds formed yesterday around government offices in Divine Cervine, demanding the reinstatement of free and fair elections. #125 dismissed
• Excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside. #630
• The phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon. #628
_
_

August 3rd, 2019

• Divine Cervine is ranked 1,754th in the world and 77th in Lazarus for Highest Average Incomes, with 291,105.72 Standard Monetary Units.
• The nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees. #35
• Traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers. #1028
_
_
_

August 5th, 2019

• Divine Cervine is ranked 7th in the world and 1st in Lazarus for Most Inclusive, scoring 869.12 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.
• Children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work. #1117
• Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Divine Cervine. #922
• The reams of paperwork accompanying any electronic item are a recognised contributor to national deforestation. #890
• A blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction. #934
• Students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas. #121
• Divine Cervine's Civil Rights rose from Average to Good.
• There's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation. #1214
• Solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages. #1165
• Divine Cervine's Civil Rights fell from Good to Average.

August 6th, 2019

• Divine Cervine is ranked 1,765th in the world and 80th in Lazarus for Highest Average Incomes, with 291,118.65 Standard Monetary Units.
_
_
_
_
_

August 7th, 2019

• Retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites. #122
• Earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss. #672
• It is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow. #813
• Psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Queen Arbeaone to meetings with foreign heads of state. #915

August 8th, 2019

• All statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers. #701

August 9th, 2019

• Hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework. #910
• The nation has nearly as many history museums as Divine Deerlings. #637
• The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene. #1195

August 11th, 2019

• Small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome. #1012
• Panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet. #1030
• Bins outnumber trees in city parks. #1007
• Populations of two-headed purple fairy deer have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites. #1257
• Space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space. #97
• The endangered saltwater humpback purple fairy deer is only seen in captivity programs. #547
• Suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks. #457

August 12th, 2019

• Divine Cervine is ranked 2,198th in the world and 98th in Lazarus for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 24,315.23 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
• The government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned. #650
_
_
_
_

August 14th, 2019

• Libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars. #99
• Nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds. #1075
• The nation's youth would rather watch paint dry than the news. #776
• The volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose. #1058

August 15th, 2019

• Divine Cervine is ranked 258th in the world and 8th in Lazarus for Highest Poor Incomes, with 292,026.97 Standard Monetary Units.
• Police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds. #907
• The banshee wail foretells skies of death. #974
_
_
_

August 16th, 2019

• Divine Cervine is ranked 245th in the world and 8th in Lazarus for Least Corrupt Governments, with 98.88 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.
• The government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists. #222

_
_
_
_

August 17th, 2019

• Divine Cervine is ranked 11,639th in the world and 369th in Lazarus for Most Influential, scoring 3,098 Soft Power Disbursement Rating.
• Students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations. #522
• Serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk. #721
• Divine Cervinean housewives become unusually flustered when thinking about Queen Arbeaone. #1203
_
_

August 18th, 2019

• Divine Cervine is ranked 3,926th in the world and 185th in Lazarus for Highest Economic Output, with 2,701 trillion Standard Monetary Units.
• Almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices. #264
_
_
_
_

August 20th, 2019

• Divine Cervine is ranked 13th in the world and 1st in Lazarus for Most Developed, scoring 99.97 on the Human Development Index.
• Women have a strange proclivity for dressing up as caped weasels. #838
• Terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports. #670
• People seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy. #582
_
_

August 21st, 2019

• Divine Cervine is ranked 62nd in the world and 4th in Lazarus for Healthiest Citizens, with 61.49 Bananas Ingested Per Day.
• Community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common. #709
• Refugees from other nations are flocking to Divine Cervine's border. #47
• The government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen. #1093
• The nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents. #807
_

August 22nd, 2019

• Divine Cervine is ranked 31st in the world and 1st in Lazarus for Most Beautiful Environments, with 11,668.85 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.
• Community centers have arisen from the ashes of demolished houses of worship. #914
• Five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars. #1131
• Future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence. #626
_
_

August 23rd, 2019

• Divine Cervine is ranked 549th in the world and 36th in Lazarus for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 18,311.79 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.
• Military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies. #663
• The nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments. #963
_
_
_

August 24th, 2019

• Divine Cervine is ranked 20th in the world and 1st in Lazarus for Longest Average Lifespans, with 99.91 Years.
• People faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations. #92
• In a baffling press conference Queen Arbeaone proudly dismantled a broken door. #503
_
_
_

August 25th, 2019

• All citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society. #245
• The national anthem is a rather effective sleeping aid. #633

August 27th, 2019

• The government is giving peace a chance. #312
• Noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law. #338

August 28th, 2019

• National parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'. #297
• Pro-democracy regime change has been avoided. #359
• Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy. #897
• Where there's a will there is usually a password manager. #926

August 29th, 2019

• Divine Cervine is ranked 23rd in the world and 1st in Lazarus for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 50,862.48 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
• The new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play. #385
_
_
_
_

August 30th, 2019

• Divine Cervine is ranked 442nd in the world and 16th in Lazarus for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 16,979.39 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
• Queen Arbeaone wears a chewed-up rubber chicken suit to meet foreign delegates. #1213
• The police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers. #185
• Doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick. #1148
_
_

August 31st, 2019

• Divine Cervine is ranked 14th in the world and 1st in Lazarus for Most Pacifist, with 516.75 Cheeks Turned Per Day.
• Children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet. #365
• Knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags. #1098
_
_
_

_____

September 2nd, 2019

• Divine Cervine is ranked 45th in the world and 1st in Lazarus for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 110.35 Effective Tax Rate.
• Queen Arbeaone's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader. #683
_
_
_
_

September 3rd, 2019

• Printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins. #800
• There is a dearth of space for new houses. #331
• Popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs. #565
• Fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal. #613
• Judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend. #613

September 5th, 2019

• Divine Cervine is ranked 191st in the world and 2nd in Lazarus for Smartest Citizens, with 332.92 Quips Per Hour.
• Students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework. #1208
• Interest in globalism never flags. #1114
• An endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc. #577
• People reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight. #56
• Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
_
_
_

September 7th, 2019

• Divine Cervine is ranked 244th in the world and 8th in Lazarus for Least Corrupt Governments, with 98.88 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.
• Every workday begins with group therapy. #496
• Authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets. #758
• Giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls. #1138
• Turning the other cheek is accompanied by a polite letter of complaint. #1034
• Churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs. #333

September 8th, 2019

• Divine Cervine is ranked 264th in the world and 9th in Lazarus for Highest Poor Incomes, with 294,070.19 Standard Monetary Units.
• Films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay. #1090
• Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume. #689
_
_
_

September 9th, 2019

• Divine Cervine is ranked 94th in the world and 2nd in Lazarus for Largest Governments, scoring 97.86 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.
• Polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums. #1201
_
_
_
_

September 11th, 2019

• Queen Arbeaone's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site. #600
• Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field. #373
• It is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma. #705

September 12th, 2019

• Advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines. #548
• Companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave. #304
• Purple fairy deer have more rights than the average citizen. #60
• Supervisors in Divine Cervine commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence. #732

September 13th, 2019

• Divine Cervine is ranked 12th in the world and 1st in Lazarus for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 309.55 on the Kitten Softness Rating.
_
_
_
_
_

September 14th, 2019

• Divine Cervine is ranked 2,029th in the world and 80th in Lazarus for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 25,183.54 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
• The government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster. #904
_
_
_
_

September 15th, 2019

• The WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet. #636
• Divine Cervine's Civil Rights fell from Average to Below Average.
• The new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass". #1009
• The justice of Divine Cervine is considered superior to that of other nations. #1015
• The nation's ambassadors often conduct their business in jail cells. #912

September 16th, 2019

• Divine Cervine is ranked 14th in the world and 1st in Lazarus for Most Pacifist, with 518.42 Cheeks Turned Per Day.
• Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation. #485
• Badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game. #239
• Groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol. #490
• The government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines. #1029
_

September 17th, 2019

• Divine Cervine is ranked 9th in the world and 1st in Lazarus for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 32,357.27 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.
• Organ donation is compulsory. #26
_
_
_
_

September 19th, 2019

• Divine Cervine is ranked 7,654th in the world and 153rd in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 1,583.70731976 Days.
• Census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate. #491
• Ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward. #728
• The standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods. #840
• Pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty. #858
• Posters on 'Divine Cervinean Values' advise against being proud of Divine Cervine. #1026

September 21st, 2019

• Illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory. #205
• The nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake. #1037
• One-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man. #1212

September 22nd, 2019

• Divine Cervine is ranked 11,439th in the world and 344th in Lazarus for Most Influential, scoring 3,171 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.
• It is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt. #925
• Internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens. #875
• Foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies. #981
• Students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak. #276
• The "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Enchanted Wildwood Times is sold out. #275
• Divine Cervine's Civil Rights rose from Below Average to Average.
• Conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors. #834

September 23rd, 2019

• Divine Cervine is ranked 10th in the world and 1st in Lazarus for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 32,284.75 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.
• The government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative. #262
• The nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear". #1171
• Sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations. #1088
_
_

September 25th, 2019

• Divine Cervine is ranked 65th in the world and 3rd in Lazarus for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 23,672.29 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.
• A suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League. #750
• Flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug. #708
• Space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down. #53
• Queen Arbeaone's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week. #773
• Nude art is becoming wildly popular. #52
• The nation has an international reputation for compassion. #36
• No one is quite sure what many government officials look like. #852
• Criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program. #505

September 25th, 2019

• Divine Cervine is ranked 254th in the world and 8th in Lazarus for Highest Poor Incomes, with 295,346.81 Standard Monetary Units.
_
_
_
_
_

September 28th, 2019

• Divine Cervine is ranked 4,533rd in the world and 262nd in Lazarus for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.
• The Fashion Channel can only be viewed on widescreen TVs. #887
• The nation is currently revamping its entire education system. #64
• Builders across Divine Cervine are blocked up with orders for new public loos. #525
• Troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist. #1008
_

September 30th, 2019

• All beauty contests have been banned. #101
• Excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions. #659
• Helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage. #1073
• Government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary. #1137
• Divine Cervine published "The Benevolent Queendom of Divine Cervine History - 2019 October - December" (Factbook: History).