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The Sidoneian Curmudgeon Puppet of Disagreer

“NOT JUST NO BUT HECKK NO”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: Dead Sea

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

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The Sidoneian Curmudgeon Puppet of Disagreer is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Nay Nyet with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, avowedly heterosexual populace, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.043 billion Disagreerians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Objectionville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Disagreerian economy, worth 269 trillion Negatives a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 131,847 Negatives, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 374,283 per year while the poor average 37,098, a ratio of 10.1 to 1.

Coastal cities are being moved a dozen miles inland to reduce flooding risk, Disagreer has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, the government's policy is 'all pain, no grain', and the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Disagreer's national animal is the Nono, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Denial.

Disagreer is ranked 6,227th in the world and 1st in Dead Sea for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 7,201.18 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,729thTop
5%
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,425thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,668thMost Devout: 5,641stMost Armed: 6,026thMost Avoided: 6,173rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,227thLargest Mining Sector: 9,799thLargest Black Market: 10,419thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,590thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 11,959thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,009thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,063rdMost Corrupt Governments: 14,554thMost Efficient Economies: 15,454thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,593rdLargest Insurance Industry: 16,686thMost Ignorant Citizens: 16,761stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,546thHealthiest Citizens: 19,051stHighest Average Incomes: 19,120thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,760th
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Most Armed: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the region

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