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The Republic of Dirty Americans

“Dirt is not the enemy!”

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Location: The East Pacific

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The Republic of Dirty Americans is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mike Rowe with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.026 billion Dirty Americansians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Administration is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Galt's Gulch. The average income tax rate is 28.0%.

The all-consuming Dirty Americansian economy, worth 398 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 79,288 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right, double-parking is on the rise as automobile numbers increase, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, and Mike Rowe can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dirty Americans's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Dirty Americans is ranked 51,472nd in the world and 2,213th in The East Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 55.89 on the Rand Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,578thMost Influential: 3,077thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,372ndTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 12,026thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,484thNicest Citizens: 12,566thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,028thBest Weather: 13,409thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,660thSafest: 14,359th
Least Corrupt Governments: 104th in the regionMost Influential: 235th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 245th in the regionMost Stationary: 250th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 343rd in the regionNudest: 356th in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 377th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 385th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 388th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 392nd in the regionBest Weather: 394th in the regionLargest Populations: 404th in the regionRudest Citizens: 432nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 474th in the regionSafest: 490th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 501st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 518th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 606th in the regionMost Developed: 621st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 632nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 648th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 662nd in the region

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