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The Military Future of Dilton Doiley

“If you publish that story, my life will be over”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: Riverdale

Regional Influence: Enforcer

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The Military Future of Dilton Doiley is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Dilton Doiley with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.688 billion Riverdalians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Riverdale. The average income tax rate is 58.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Riverdalian economy, worth 627 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,659 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Pollsters are out of a job as elections have been cancelled, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, and subsidisation of Big Pharma has stopped many corporate executives from having to sell their second homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dilton Doiley's national animal is the Beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pop Tate-ism.

Dilton Doiley is ranked 54,350th in the world and 3rd in Riverdale for Most Stationary, with 810.06984266608 days.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 4,547thMost Armed: 9,868thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,620thTop
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Largest Black Market: 19,842ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,756thMost Corrupt Governments: 24,821stMost Patriotic: 25,286thMost Authoritarian: 25,934thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 28,628th
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Nicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the region

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