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The United States of Dignic Freuraternia

“You Can't Stop Progress”

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The United States of Dignic Freuraternia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Great Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, infamous sell-swords, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.641 billion Dignic Freuraternians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lutherville. The average income tax rate is 81.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dignic Freuraternian economy, worth 323 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 122,611 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, gun-wielding criminals always wear appropriate eye and ear protection, nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure, and cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dignic Freuraternia's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Dignic Freuraternia is ranked 178,904^th in the world and 6,109^th in the South Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 22,805.69 Standard Monetary Units.

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