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The Constituent Kingdom of Judea of Die Juden

“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”

Category: Corporate Police State
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Location: The Union of Religious Nations

Regional Influence: Diplomat


The Constituent Kingdom of Judea of Die Juden is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by David Cohen with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, triple-decker prams, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 9.732 billion Hebrews are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Spirituality, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jerusalem. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.7%.

The all-consuming Hebrew economy, worth a remarkable 1,047 trillion Shekels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 107,635 Shekels, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 548,285 per year while the poor average 11,662, a ratio of 47.0 to 1.

Copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, the question of 'what is David Cohen's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange, and students abandon classrooms for online education. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Die Juden's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Judaism.

Die Juden is ranked 42,163rd in the world and 4th in The Union of Religious Nations for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,720.65 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Largest Gambling Industry: 3,839thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,521stHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,445thFattest Citizens: 6,668thMost Avoided: 8,725thMost Stationary: 10,503rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,503rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,534thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,409thMost Armed: 13,704thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16,508thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,143rdHighest Economic Output: 17,627thMost Pro-Market: 20,541stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20,721stMost Corrupt Governments: 21,606thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,809th
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the region

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