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The Dominion of Dicionaries

“Speak softly and carry a big stick -- you will go far”

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Location: Emojiland

Regional Influence: Dominator


The Dominion of Dicionaries is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Barack Obama with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 13.036 billion Diciots hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shotgun Knees. The average income tax rate is 88.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Dicionariesian economy, worth a remarkable 4,134 trillion sweet sweet Rubles a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 317,122 sweet sweet Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Dicionaries, it's always rabbit season, the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans, and Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dicionaries's national animal is the sanglier, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is La Grotte Chauvet.

Dicionaries is ranked 67,319th in the world and 1st in Emojiland for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,612.57 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Largest Black Market: 619thHighest Crime Rates: 642ndMost Subsidized Industry: 756thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 868thRudest Citizens: 978thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,056thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,094thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,173rdMost Armed: 1,180thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,382ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,468thHighest Average Incomes: 1,778thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,853rdMost Advanced Public Education: 2,060thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,077thFattest Citizens: 2,085thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,324thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,590thHighest Economic Output: 2,884thSmartest Citizens: 3,100thMost Inclusive: 3,114thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,116thMost Cultured: 3,249thLargest Retail Industry: 3,605thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,216thNudest: 4,418thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,588thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,177thLargest Governments: 5,973rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,298thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,697thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,073rdNicest Citizens: 9,738thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,812thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,132ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,629thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,079thMost Secular: 14,506thLargest Populations: 21,399thMost Stationary: 24,027th

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