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The Ferocious Cat Empire of Diabolical Felines

“Nap First, Issues Later”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: Canada

Regional Influence: Sprat

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The Ferocious Cat Empire of Diabolical Felines is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Asbo with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.665 billion Diabolical Felinesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 81.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Diabolical Felinesian economy, worth 528 trillion Loaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 113,341 Loaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves, teen parties are often ruined by wet blanket chaperones, skin-tone prom dresses are more unpopular than ever, and 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Diabolical Felines's national animal is the Sinister Salmon, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Diabolical Felines is ranked 37,828th in the world and 82nd in Canada for Highest Economic Output, with 528 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Secular: 2,242ndTop
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Most Authoritarian: 4,922ndLargest Insurance Industry: 5,748thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,586thMost Conservative: 8,513thBest Weather: 8,975thLowest Crime Rates: 9,184thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,661stHealthiest Citizens: 9,915thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,408thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,858thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,467thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 12,623rdMost Advanced Public Education: 12,977thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,631stHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,188thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,066thLargest Governments: 16,250thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,406thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,611thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,201stSmartest Citizens: 17,807thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,895thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,082ndLargest Welfare Programs: 19,198thLargest Black Market: 19,442ndMost Extreme: 20,232nd
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Largest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 17th in the region

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