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The Very Strange Bartender of Dhelerum

“🎶Stampede, cry stampede🎶”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: The Sands

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

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The Very Strange Bartender of Dhelerum is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Marty Robins with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.587 billion Dhelerumians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of El Paso. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Dhelerumian economy, worth 686 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 149,691 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

Oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, immigrant herding has become a national pastime, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, and the fattest folk in Dhelerum look to be the happiest ones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dhelerum's national animal is the Horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lady Luck.

Dhelerum is ranked 172,998th in the world and 10th in The Sands for Fattest Citizens, with 7.95 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,445thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,060thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,204thMost Devout: 4,381stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,721stLowest Crime Rates: 9,538thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 11,437thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,679thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,757thMost Efficient Economies: 11,772ndMost Corrupt Governments: 11,929thHealthiest Citizens: 12,749thHighest Average Incomes: 13,481stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,156thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,431stLargest Black Market: 14,772ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,957thHighest Disposable Incomes: 15,986thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,364thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,818thLargest Governments: 20,199th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the region

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