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The Splendid Nation of Dezfur |
“Whoospies, that doesn't look good!”
Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Location: The League |
Regional Influence: Squire |
The Splendid Nation of Dezfur is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Zap Zorp with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, avant-garde cinema, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.904 billion Dezfurrians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Worriedsburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Dezfurrian economy, worth 167 trillion Dezzes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 88,020 Dezzes, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.
Travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets, all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police, and people say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dezfur's national animal is the Huge Rat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Dezfur is ranked 313,016th in the world and 328th in The League for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -8.15 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Dezfur was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
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Dezfur was endorsed by
The Federation of Dolayasia.
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Dezfur was endorsed by
The Jingoistic States of Emenox.
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Dezfur was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments and Best Weather.
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Dezfur, people say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces.
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Dezfur was endorsed by
The Holy Empire of Roman Kalkriese.
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Dezfur voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Kractero".
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Dezfur voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "World Assembly Headquarters"".
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Dezfur voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Supporting Marijuana Smokers".
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Dezfur was endorsed by
The Holy Empire of Roman Kalkriese.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 15 » Creeperopolis,
Exitodia,
Osimiria,
Kufard,
AngelStitch,
Gagium,
Omakise,
The Union of Ibistic States,
Everetunga-Hari,
Mountington,
Aralia,
Avengis,
DragonBorn Clan,
Roman Kalkriese, and
Dolayasia.