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The Demokratische Bundesrepublik of Deutschsland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Präsident Olaf Scholz with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, avowedly heterosexual populace, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.224 billion Deutsches are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin Stadt. The average income tax rate is 79.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Deutsche economy, worth a remarkable 2,582 trillion Mark Der Demokratische Bundesrepubliks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 357,426 Mark Der Demokratische Bundesrepubliks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many friends and relatives of Präsident Olaf Scholz have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, the Black Eagle stadiums are open 24/7, Präsident Olaf Scholz's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, and military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deutschsland's national animal is the Black Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Kirche Von Demokratische Republik.

Deutschsland is ranked 1,308^th in the world and 1^st in Federation Of Sovereign States for Most Patriotic, with 120.76 flags saluted per person per day.