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The Warring Empire of Deus Caymania

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The Warring Empire of Deus Caymania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Shane Cormac with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, triple-decker prams, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 12.197 billion Deus Caymanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winterfell. The average income tax rate is 50.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Deus Caymanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,095 trillion Deuses a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 171,839 Deuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", cremation is compulsory for the deceased, and Deus Caymanian tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deus Caymania's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Björkism.

Deus Caymania is ranked 305,840^th in the world and 14,342^nd in Lazarus for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 42.18 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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