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The Socialist Confederation of Detjavikstan

“Workers of the world, unite!”

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Location: The Internationale

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Socialist Confederation of Detjavikstan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its daily referendums, otherworldly petting zoo, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.711 billion Detjavs hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Environment, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Law & Order and Spirituality receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 75.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Detjavikstanian economy, worth 228 trillion Bucket of fish heads a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Gambling, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 84,133 Bucket of fish heads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Society has literally been thrown to the wolves, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, the parliament building has installed a revolving door, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Detjavikstan's national animal is the Wisconsin Cheeseman, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Detjavikstan is ranked 25,725th in the world and 83rd in The Internationale for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 6,587.09 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Highest Crime Rates: 3,190thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,637thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,678thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,942ndMost Inclusive: 5,788thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,587thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,617thMost Cultured: 9,529thMost Devout: 10,036thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,519thMost Primitive: 10,798thLargest Gambling Industry: 11,109thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,289thBest Weather: 11,393rdNicest Citizens: 11,565thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,703rdTop
Most Armed: 13,309thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13,513thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,574thLargest Black Market: 14,096thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,341stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,817thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,523rd
Most Devout: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 15th in the regionRudest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Armed: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 25th in the region

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