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The Insignificant Bugs of Detek Lunesta Qok

“Next time I’ll check who my parents are before I’m born”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: Europe

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Insignificant Bugs of Detek Lunesta Qok is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Miss Supreme Almighty Chief Wendy with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.884 billion Qokists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lunesta. The average income tax rate is 68.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Detek Lunesta Qokian economy, worth 144 trillion Qoks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 76,960 Qoks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', and everyone apparently sends Miss Supreme Almighty Chief Wendy hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Detek Lunesta Qok's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Detekism.

Detek Lunesta Qok is ranked 271,985th in the world and 1,025th in Europe for Most Primitive, scoring -171.48 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,512thMost Influential: 2,267thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 7,201stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,998thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,044thBest Weather: 14,591stTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 18,216thMost Inclusive: 19,249thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,871stLongest Average Lifespans: 28,674thHighest Food Quality: 28,947thHealthiest Citizens: 29,670thLargest Information Technology Sector: 30,297th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 50th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 83rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 154th in the region

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