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The Despotic Dictatorship of Despoticania

“God was a dream of good government.”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: The Alliance of Dictators

Regional Influence: Dealmaker


The Despotic Dictatorship of Despoticania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Despot with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, frequent executions, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 29.871 billion Despoticanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Despoticania Prime. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Despoticanian economy, worth an astonishing 30,988 trillion Despollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 1,037,425 Despollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, the logging industry is celebrating as tourists plaster Despoticania with trees, and employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams. Crime is totally unknown. Despoticania's national animal is the Winged Unicorn Pig, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Church of Transcendental Hatred.

Despoticania is ranked 1,390th in the world and 2nd in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 68 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Highest Poor Incomes: 1stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rdLargest Black Market: 4thHighest Average Incomes: 8thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9thMost Efficient Economies: 9thSmartest Citizens: 15thHighest Economic Output: 19thMost Subsidized Industry: 19thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 34thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 35thMost Advanced Public Education: 36thMost Cultured: 42ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 52ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 58thLargest Retail Industry: 77thLargest Agricultural Sector: 103rdMost Secular: 121stLargest Mining Sector: 148thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 172ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 175thMost Corrupt Governments: 179thLargest Governments: 199thMost Armed: 231stMost Developed: 358thMost Stationary: 388thLongest Average Lifespans: 405thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 630thLowest Crime Rates: 737thMost Avoided: 816thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,127thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,390thRudest Citizens: 1,469thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,851stLargest Populations: 1,960thMost Influential: 2,592ndFattest Citizens: 2,863rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,119thHealthiest Citizens: 7,724thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,887thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,134thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,369thMost Income Equality: 13,107thMost Inclusive: 13,768thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,529thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,547th
Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionMost Income Equality: 11th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 11th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 11th in the region

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 10 » Veradax, Independent Federation of Croatia, The Peoples Republic of Baschland, Akolos, Saint Entopiloin, Annexandria, Vespergale, Polio, Terlanagli Army, and Empoleon Corporation.