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The Republic of Despatito


Category: Anarchy
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Location: Shinka

Regional Influence: Squire


The Republic of Despatito is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 391 million Despatitoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.8%.

The strong Despatitoan economy, worth 20.1 trillion tacoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 51,447 tacoes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 331,582 per year while the poor average 3,225, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Despatito's national animal is the parrot, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Despatito is ranked 20,641st in the world and 3rd in Shinka for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 47.62 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Most Pro-Market: 4,879thMost Politically Free: 5,337thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6,015thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,852ndMost Extreme: 6,869thMost Primitive: 8,638thTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 9,786thHighest Drug Use: 9,930thHighest Crime Rates: 10,287thRudest Citizens: 12,232ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,726th
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the region

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