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The Republic of Despatito


Category: Anarchy
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Location: Shinka

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Republic of Despatito is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.698 billion Despatitoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.5%.

The strong Despatitoan economy, worth 92.0 trillion tacoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is 54,210 tacoes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 349,390 per year while the poor average 3,398, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Despatito's national animal is the parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Despatito is ranked 35,781st in the world and 27th in Shinka for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 5,178.07 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Pro-Market: 4,658thMost Politically Free: 5,229thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,452ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8,644thTop
Most Primitive: 12,530thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,335thRudest Citizens: 13,362ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,618thMost Extreme: 15,835thHighest Drug Use: 15,853rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,305thHighest Crime Rates: 18,303rd
Most Pro-Market: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 9th in the regionNudest: 9th in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 14th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 15th in the regionMost Primitive: 19th in the region

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