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The Power and Glory of Desecraton

“Whence comes it, whither goes it?”

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The Power and Glory of Desecraton is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by cheats with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.868 billion inverse cheats are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wúlkshæmr. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient indecent economy, worth a remarkable 2,789 trillion wideawake hats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 314,572 wideawake hats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning, and town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists. Crime is totally unknown. Desecraton's national animal is the unicorn of love, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is indecency.

Desecraton is ranked 2,815^th in the world and 4^th in Right to Life for Lowest Crime Rates, with 132.46 law-abiding acts per hour.

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