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The Republic of Derianloka |
“Novus Ordo Seclorum”
Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Location: The United Mapgame Nations |
Regional Influence: Contender |
The Republic of Derianloka is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Bashar al-Assad with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.346 billion Derianlokans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Education, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Palapa. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Derianlokan economy, worth a remarkable 2,590 trillion Riyals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 408,197 Riyals, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,360,882 per year while the poor average 91,161, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.
Churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs, men are finding 'she spots' more easily but they can't use them, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation, and euthanasia is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Derianloka's national animal is the Horus Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is New Golden Age Movement.
Derianloka is ranked 1,803rd in the world and 1st in The United Mapgame Nations for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 98.88 Effective Tax Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Derianloka, euthanasia is illegal.
- : Following new legislation in
Derianloka, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation.
- : Following new legislation in
Derianloka, men are finding 'she spots' more easily but they can't use them.
- : Following new legislation in
Derianloka, churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs.
- : Following new legislation in
Derianloka, small children are frequently chased by rehabilitated pitbulls.
- : Following new legislation in
Derianloka, mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt.
- : Following new legislation in
Derianloka, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted.
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Derianloka was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
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Derianloka's influence in The United Mapgame Nations rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
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Derianloka, military spending is on the increase.