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The National Republic of Derfolkien von Vorner

“Vorner above all”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Location: United Grilling Front

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise


The National Republic of Derfolkien von Vorner is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Fredrick Uritch with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.135 billion Vornerians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anigma Solaris. The average income tax rate is 63.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Vornerian economy, worth 810 trillion VornerMarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 258,600 VornerMarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Economists claim no news is good news, most ambassadors from Derfolkien von Vorner retire only a few years after being appointed, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients, and political dissidents are cut off from essential services. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Derfolkien von Vorner's national animal is the Roman Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Derfolkien von Vorner is ranked 8,642nd in the world and 1st in United Grilling Front for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 8,111.18 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Largest Retail Industry: 1,521stMost Patriotic: 1,579thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,611thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,930thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,041stLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,483rdHighest Average Incomes: 3,630thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,681stLowest Crime Rates: 3,926thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,023rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,063rdMost Efficient Economies: 4,179thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,364thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,408thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,155thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,499thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,668thMost Developed: 6,031stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,097thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,489thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,588thHealthiest Citizens: 6,941stSmartest Citizens: 7,360thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,642ndLargest Governments: 8,862ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,254thLargest Black Market: 9,451stLargest Insurance Industry: 10,570thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,857thLargest Mining Sector: 12,090thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 14,418thMost Secular: 15,140thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,810thMost Authoritarian: 18,364thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,957thMost Advanced Public Education: 24,372ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 26,020th

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