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The ELF-Eladen Slave World of Demons of Valkarth

“Death to All”

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Location: The Alliance of Dictators

Regional Influence: Squire


The ELF-Eladen Slave World of Demons of Valkarth is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Warden of Valkarth with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 34.344 billion ELF slaves are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valkarth. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient ELF slave economy, worth an astonishing 10,703 trillion souls a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 311,668 souls, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,139,377 per year while the poor average 60,472, a ratio of 18.8 to 1.

Children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night, CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, and delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Demons of Valkarth's national animal is the imp, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Moghdom.

Demons of Valkarth is ranked 18,712th in the world and 36th in The Alliance of Dictators for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero valid endorsements.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 94thLowest Crime Rates: 146thMost Advanced Public Transport: 271stLargest Governments: 406thHighest Average Tax Rates: 452ndHighest Economic Output: 524thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 534thMost Corrupt Governments: 593rdMost Developed: 668thSafest: 702ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 729thHealthiest Citizens: 730thLongest Average Lifespans: 745thMost Patriotic: 784thMost Scientifically Advanced: 847thSmartest Citizens: 1,120thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,145thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,503rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,716thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,823rdLargest Populations: 1,876thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,000thHighest Average Incomes: 2,072ndMost Armed: 2,128thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,359thLargest Mining Sector: 2,474thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 3,539thNudest: 4,050thMost Efficient Economies: 4,994thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,937thMost Conservative: 9,322ndMost Secular: 11,790thTop
Most Stationary: 16,960thMost Authoritarian: 18,135thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,712th
Safest: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionNudest: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionMost Patriotic: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the region

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