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The Democratic Republic of Democratic Northern Korea

“Gangseong Daeguk-Prosperous and Great Country”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: Terran Mars

Regional Influence: Hegemony


The Democratic Republic of Democratic Northern Korea is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Kim Jong Un with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.32 billion Democratic Northern Koreans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyongyang. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Democratic Northern Korean economy, worth a remarkable 2,207 trillion Won a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 349,310 Won, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Democratic Northern Korean satellites can detect it, petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through Kim Jong Un's window to draw attention to their issues, dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies, and government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Democratic Northern Korea's national animal is the Kim Jong Un, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Kim Jong Un.

Democratic Northern Korea is ranked 5,617th in the world and 1st in Terran Mars for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 154.91 Bank.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 283rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 678thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 883rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,019thLargest Black Market: 1,027thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,118thLargest Mining Sector: 1,277thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,284thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,286thHighest Average Incomes: 1,395thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,993rdLowest Crime Rates: 2,257thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,388thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,425thTop
Most Patriotic: 2,621stMost Secular: 3,165thLargest Governments: 3,571stMost Authoritarian: 3,717thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,121stHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,308thMost Conservative: 4,668thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,170thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,617thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,975thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,976thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,433rdHighest Economic Output: 7,934thMost Efficient Economies: 9,217thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,794thMost Developed: 10,540thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 12,790thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,133rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,917thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,104thMost Extreme: 18,521stLargest Welfare Programs: 21,111thSmartest Citizens: 22,768thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 23,018thLargest Retail Industry: 25,180th

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