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The Democratic Republic of Democratic North Korussia


Category: Authoritarian Democracy
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Location: Psychotic Dictatorships

Regional Influence: Truckler


The Democratic Republic of Democratic North Korussia is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its avant-garde cinema, avowedly heterosexual populace, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed population of 10.507 billion Democratic North Korussians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Democratic North Korussian economy, worth 322 trillion KIM JONG-PUTIN WON a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 30,677 KIM JONG-PUTIN WON, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps, the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story, thrift shops are closing their doors, and fans doing the wave routinely disrupt the finals of Go tournaments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Democratic North Korussia's national animal is the NORTH KORUSSIAN BEAR, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Democratic North Korussia is ranked 204,160th in the world and 61st in Psychotic Dictatorships for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -5.42 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Most Primitive: 5,101stMost Conservative: 6,724thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,793rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 12,990thTop
Most Stationary: 15,971stMost Authoritarian: 16,113thBest Weather: 16,387thSafest: 16,833rdMost Patriotic: 22,826thMost Influential: 24,013thLargest Black Market: 25,042nd
Most Politically Free: 7th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 10th in the region

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