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The Corporeal States of Democratic North Korea

“Who gives a damn?”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: Lazarus

Regional Influence: Squire


The Corporeal States of Democratic North Korea is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bowser with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 15.405 billion Democratic North Koreans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Helsinki. The average income tax rate is 46.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Democratic North Korean economy, worth a remarkable 3,396 trillion Qevas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 220,483 Qevas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, an inkwell of goats' blood is supplied on school desks across the nation, rocket boots and thermal detonators have become standard-issue military gear, and the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Democratic North Korea's national animal is the Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Democratic North Korea is ranked 103,229th in the world and 2,323rd in Lazarus for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,492.19 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,469thLargest Black Market: 1,579thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,777thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,869thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,176thMost Armed: 2,190thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,853rdMost Corrupt Governments: 3,887thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,989thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,359thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,397thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,584thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,655thHighest Economic Output: 4,861stMost Influential: 5,210thHighest Average Incomes: 5,722ndHealthiest Citizens: 6,108thMost Developed: 6,516thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,843rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,919thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,894thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,967thBest Weather: 9,179thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,538thSmartest Citizens: 9,704thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,725thMost Secular: 10,936thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,905thLargest Retail Industry: 12,590thTop
Largest Governments: 13,444thMost Stationary: 15,597thMost Efficient Economies: 17,416thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,827thLargest Populations: 19,718thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22,483rdHighest Food Quality: 23,340thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24,511th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 55th in the regionLargest Black Market: 59th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 63rd in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 69th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 93rd in the regionMost Armed: 97th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 101st in the regionMost Influential: 124th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 168th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 180th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 197th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 225th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 229th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 231st in the regionMost Stationary: 252nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 255th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 285th in the regionMost Developed: 317th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 324th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 348th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 368th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 392nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 393rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 456th in the regionBest Weather: 495th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 514th in the regionLargest Populations: 526th in the regionMost Secular: 549th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 600th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 647th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 676th in the region

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