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The Oppressed Peoples of Delegateland

“We vote so that others do not have to”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: Imperial Coalition of Nations

Regional Influence: Instigator


The Oppressed Peoples of Delegateland is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its closed borders, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.591 billion Delegates are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Education, although Defense, Law & Order, and Environment are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A Closet in the World Government HQ. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.3%.

The strong Delagation economy, worth 146 trillion Votes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 56,728 Votes, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

A large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, prison overcrowding is being addressed with a series of short sharp shocks, and foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Delegateland's national animal is the Coward, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Delegateland is ranked 72,160th in the world and 6th in Imperial Coalition of Nations for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 69.71 Workforce Participation Rate.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,856thLargest Insurance Industry: 7,435thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,751st

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