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The African Caribbean Republic of Deerfenland

“Justice, Paix, Travail”

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The African Caribbean Republic of Deerfenland is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Donald Rump with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, aversion to nipples, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.58 billion Deerfenese enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freetown. The average income tax rate is 41.5%.

The powerhouse Deer economy, worth 259 trillion Chromia Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 100,714 Chromia Credits, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, tourists are denied entry because of a distant relative married to a Lilliputian, recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water, and orientation videos remind rookie female politicians that slaps on the bottom are perfectly acceptable forms of communication. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Deerfenland's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Zyfaqir Christianity and Islam.

Deerfenland is ranked 33,771st in the world and 1,594th in The North Pacific for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 93.83 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Most Influential: 2,435thMost Devout: 7,774thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,973rdTop
Largest Retail Industry: 8,650thRudest Citizens: 8,987thMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,054th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 290th in the regionMost Devout: 332nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 414th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 418th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 749th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 767th in the regionMost Influential: 799th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 820th in the region

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