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The Confederacy of Deep South Dixie

“Faith, family & freedom”

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Location: Dead Sea

Regional Influence: Negotiator


The Confederacy of Deep South Dixie is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its smutty television, zero percent divorce rate, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 374 million Deep South Dixieans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlanta. The average income tax rate is 10.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Deep South Dixiean economy, worth 43.1 trillion gold dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 115,210 gold dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

There's some really clean windows in Deep South Dixiean houses, the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, and women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job. Crime is totally unknown. Deep South Dixie's national animal is the alligator, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Deep South Dixie is ranked 10,721st in the world and 2nd in Dead Sea for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 6,392.7 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,431stHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,737thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,466thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,234thLargest Retail Industry: 9,010thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,058thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,965thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,632ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,721stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,618thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,866thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 15,082ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17,489thNicest Citizens: 18,334thMost Compassionate Citizens: 20,509th
Nicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the region

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