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The Protectorate of Dee bright NPO

“Light us through zee darkness”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Protectorate of Dee bright NPO is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.907 billion Dee bright NPOians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Dee bright NPOian economy, worth a remarkable 1,237 trillion denarii a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 156,451 denarii, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

Government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares, endocrinology is a rapidly growing field of study, military spending recently hit a new high, and prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dee bright NPO's national animal is the Franco, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Dee bright NPO is ranked 193,726th in the world and 6,987th in The East Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 8.3 Obesity Rate.

Most Subsidized Industry: 304thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 701stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,027thLargest Black Market: 2,235thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 3,074thMost Efficient Economies: 3,705thMost Avoided: 3,810thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,194thLargest Mining Sector: 4,805thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,041stNudest: 6,726thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,881stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,453rdLargest Governments: 10,588thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,193rdTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 12,076thHighest Average Incomes: 12,857thMost Secular: 13,000thMost Stationary: 14,413thHighest Economic Output: 14,791stMost Influential: 18,513thMost Developed: 20,082ndLowest Crime Rates: 20,872ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 22,705th
Most Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 49th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 52nd in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 85th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 89th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 93rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 147th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 148th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 163rd in the regionNudest: 186th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 197th in the regionMost Stationary: 200th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 222nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 236th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 282nd in the regionLargest Governments: 292nd in the regionLargest Populations: 311th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 330th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 363rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 380th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 453rd in the regionMost Developed: 614th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 625th in the regionMost Influential: 808th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 824th in the region

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